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I Need Elbow Pads.2003-03-10 - 8:54 a.m. I'm 38 years old, and I have rug burns on my elbows. I never knew how much I used my elbows until now. Everything I do hurts. Turns out that I rest my elbows on my thighs while peeing and pooping. Ouch. I also tend to rest one elbow on the counter while brushing my teeth. Ouch. Why, just typing this here little entry, my elbows are touching the desk. Ouch. How did I get rug burns on my elbows you might ask... Well, in an effort to have really quiet sex in my bedroom while my kid was home, MW and I decided to move to the floor. Doggie style. Nuff said? They hurt like hell, and I'm thinking of buying stock in Neosporin +Pain Relief, but in the end - it was worth it. ;-) The weekend was really fun, btw. Started off Friday night meeting MW and my boss at the winery. Enjoyed 3 glasses of the $40 Chardonnay. Damn tasty shit. Then went home, hopped in a nice warm bubble bath, threw leftover Popeye's chicken in the oven from the night before, had sex, ate, watched tv, fell asleep with MW on the couch during The Simpsons, woke up at 11:30, and got MW and me all tucked in, woke up around 5:30, did some cleaning and general putzing around the house, woke up MW at some point, went out to breakfast, did the Flower Show, came home, ordered a pizza, fell asleep at 8:30, got up at 7 the next morning, did some cleaning, MW showed up around 11ish, watched tv, got said rug burns on my elbows, MW left, I cleaned some more, made dinner, watched Six Feet Under, and went to sleep. I know it sounds boring, but I had fun so shuddup. LOL Looking back... Just Pix - 2005-02-08
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